10. Stare at the clock willing time to speed up.
9. Memorize then recite from memory the employee handbook
8. If there is a security camera, watch the people and make up stories about them
7. Check facebook and email
6. Pretend that you are a secret agent and that you are on a secret mission to spy on your co-workers.
5. Use the paper shredder to shred miscellaneous items found around the office
4. Turn off the lights, crawl under your desk, and have a nap
3. Fung Shwae the office (rearrange furniture)
2. Page your co-workers and disguise your voice using mexican/aussie accents
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Wednesday, July 8, 2009
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